I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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