You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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