Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Randomize
