Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
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