How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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