i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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