Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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