thus making me awesome and them whores
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
my being single is dangerous.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Randomize
