ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
