They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
a search helicopter?!
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Randomize
