Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
even my farts smell like vagina
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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