do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
