You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize
