let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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