he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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