I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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