even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize