I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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