Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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