This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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