i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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