Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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