I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
My life is pants optional.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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