well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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