Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I wear drunk well.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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