you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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