But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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