I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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