She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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