And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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