i can't believe i had my finger in that
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
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