Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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