Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
She bit a glass in half.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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