He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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