this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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