turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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