I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Please don't give away my fajitas
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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