Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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