That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
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