That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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