Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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