I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
