Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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