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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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