can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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