so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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