So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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