If i come over, it means nothing
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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