she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
My bed smells like the plague
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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