omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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