Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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