question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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