The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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