I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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